Probably Stolen Inspection and Appraisal Guide: How to Spot Fakes Before You Pay

Appraisal in Probably Stolen is a paper-and-magnifier system: official authenticity handbooks, per-category checks for cigarettes, water, weapons, chemicals and rare items, and real costs when you get it wrong. Verified against the demo.

Probably Stolen Inspection and Appraisal Guide: How to Spot Fakes Before You Pay
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In Probably Stolen, the fastest way to lose money is to pay a genuine price for a fake. Suppliers inflate values as a matter of routine, counterfeits circulate in every category, and the game gives you no scanner that beeps the truth — it gives you handbooks, a magnifier, and your own eyes. This guide explains how inspection and appraisal actually work in the demo, category by category.

The Republic Food Stamp Authenticity Handbook, open beside the magnifier

1. Appraisal is paperwork, not a button

Serious categories come with official reference material. The food stamp handbook — issued by the Station Trade Commission — is the clearest example: it teaches you to compare the item in the inspection tray against known-genuine reference images, looking for spelling errors and sloppy fonts in the lettering, a missing or wrong logo, a broken security seal, and a damaged chip. The differences are meant to be visible at a glance once you know where to look.

Checking the stamp card itself under the magnifier

That pattern repeats across the game. There are appraisal guides for cigarettes, prosthetic limbs, foodstuffs, and more, and an appraisal service that prices items for you. The notebook is not decoration — it is the tool that keeps a "rare find" from becoming an expensive lesson.

2. The per-category checklist

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CategoryThe checkWhat goes wrong if you skip it

Cigarette packs

Visual inspection before resale, per the official guide

Fakes pass through your hands and your name absorbs the blame

Water

Must be tested and filtered; tooltips show a [TESTED] state and quality grade

Liability — contaminated water comes back on the seller

Weapons

Permits and modifications; Class 1 permit is a scenario-level unlock

Inspections, confiscation, Security attention

Chemicals

Recipes are closely guarded; value hides in the formula

You pay street price for diluted product

Rare items

Full appraisal against the reference guides

Overpaying is the default outcome

Food stamps

Lettering, logo, security seal, chip — and stamps only redeem if valid

Worthless paper and a wasted counter slot

Cigarettes: the eyeball test

Packs are checked by sight before resale, with the handbook showing genuine and fake print side by side — down to how the brand name is spelled and set. It is the fastest check in the game and the one new players skip most, because a pack looks like a pack.

Appraising a Hemingway cigarette pack against its handbook page (official screenshot)

Water: test it, filter it, then sell it

Water is the demo's signature commodity — the Water Merchant scenario starts with a testing and purification kit for a reason. Untested water is a liability, not an asset: the item tooltip tracks whether a batch has been tested and what quality it graded at, and labels record what has been done to it since. Sell first and test never, and you own whatever happens downstream.

A water tester in use while a customer complains (Basemeter, community screenshot)

Rare items: the magnifier earns its keep

Prosthetics, pharmaceuticals, and oddities are where the money and the risk both live. The appraisal tray plus the relevant guide is the whole workflow: compare markings, check the reference diagrams, and only then talk price. The vial below is a pharmaceutical — the label, the seal, and the batch markings are the negotiation, before credits enter it.

A pharmaceutical vial under the magnifier
Appraising a prosthetic hand against the Station Trade Commission guide (official screenshot)

3. The grey side: cutting, relabeling, and heat

Inspection cuts both ways. The same knowledge that spots a fake lets you make one: the game openly lets you cut product quality, pass counterfeits off as genuine with a fresh label, and move stolen goods at a discount. Two systems push back. Labels are visible in the item record — a [Label] entry follows the goods — and stolen items carry Heat, a percentage that represents how hot they are. One community screenshot shows a roll of toilet paper flagged [Stolen] at 25% Heat: trivial goods, real risk marker.

A food item in the appraisal tray with its handbook entry (official screenshot)

None of this is free money. It is a bet that Security's reach is shorter than your rent deadline — the factions guide in this column covers how that bet usually ends.

4. What a wrong call actually costs

  • Overpaying is the quiet cost: the margin you imagined never existed.

  • Confiscation and inspections hit weapons and contraband — the goods vanish and the attention stays.

  • The customer comes back. One official screenshot shows the note a seller received after bad water did harm: the buyer holds you responsible, in writing. Reputation damage outlives any single refund.

The liability note: a customer blames the seller for bad water (official screenshot)

5. A working routine for every purchase

  • 1. Identify the category first. The check you run depends on what the item is, not what the seller says it is.

  • 2. Open the matching guide before the haggling starts. Price talk after inspection, never before.

  • 3. Check the record, not the story. Labels, tested state, heat, permits — the item's own fields outrank the seller's pitch.

  • 4. Price the risk in. A suspiciously cheap rare item is not a bargain until the appraisal says so.

  • 5. Redeem paper properly. Food stamps redeem for Commissary Tokens only when valid — a forged stamp is worth nothing anywhere.

Grapes under the magnifier, next to the wine fermenting guide (official screenshot)

FAQ

Is there an automatic way to detect fakes?

No. The game gives you reference handbooks and an inspection tray; the judgment is yours. That is the core skill the whole economy is built on.

What does Heat mean on a stolen item?

Heat is a visible risk marker on stolen goods — the higher it is, the hotter the item. It sits in the item's record alongside its labels, and it is part of what you are pricing when you buy stolen stock.

Can I sell untested water?

Players do — and the game tracks liability for it. The Water Merchant start exists because tested, filtered water is the profitable version of the trade; untested water is the gamble.

Where do the appraisal handbooks come from?

They are in-game reference documents — the food stamp handbook is published by the Station Trade Commission — and they live alongside your other tools as you play.